Who Do You Nominate for the Bum Steer Award?
They say you can always tell a Texan, but you can’t tell them very much. Or at least some have said that about me.
Though I’ve been away from the state of my birth for almost as many years as I lived there, I have continued to subscribe to the Texas Monthly wherever life has taken me. It’s a great magazine in general, but I especially look forward to their annual “Bum Steer” awards, in which they skewer the high, the low, and the absurd. The intro to the just published 2010 awards reads, in TM’s typically diffident (and alphabetical) fashion:
It was a year of accomplice apes, bedraggled Bugattis, Christlike Cheetos, dim-witted deli-owning Democrats, egregious errata, fatal foreplay, gun-toting golfers, heartless high school hoopsters, ignoble implants, jackass judges, killer Kims, laughingstock legislators…shameless Stanford, territorial T-Boone, useful urine, vituperative vixens…and zero tolerance zealots.
Since my son lives in the former Sugar Land congressional district–arguably the most conservative in the nation–of the #1 Bum Steer, I cannot resist sharing the cover with you. Get your barfbags out, Ladies and Laddies. It doesn’t get any “bummer” than this, but who else would you place on your bum steer list if you were doing the choosing?

GLORIA FELDT is the New York Times bestselling author of several books including No Excuses: 9 Ways Women Can Change How We Think About Power, a sought-after speaker and frequent contributor to major news outlets, and the Co-Founder and President of Take The Lead. People has called her “the voice of experience,” and among the many honors she has been given, Vanity Fair called her one of America’s “Top 200 Women Legends, Leaders, and Trailblazers,” and Glamour chose her as a “Woman of the Year.”
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Poor John Travolta. When he donated his disco suit to the National Clueless Charity, he did not anticipate that such a buffoon would besmirch it.
Ha, Sue, very funny.
I am having trouble deciding which of the members of Congress I’d like to nominate right now. So many choices, so many worthy honorees!